About Yamucha Densetsu

So what the hell is the Yamucha Densetsu? Do I have a beef against the poor guy or what?

No way! Yamucha is my favourite character in the legacy that is Dragon Ball/Z/GT and he should be yours too. I just try and not let myself be blinded to his faults with pure fanboy zealotry. He’s not a main player in the series and never was, really. Deal with it.

Yamucha is mocked here in a appreciative fashion.  He’s the cool guy you trade insults with but you’re friends with all the same. Yamucha may be a lazy, shiftless loser but he’s our loser, damn it!

N.A.Q.
Yes, that’s right. This is Yamucha Densetsu’s N.A.Q. These are questions no-one asked but I feel compelled to answer anyway. 99% of site F.A.Q’s actually work like this.

Q What does Yamucha Densetsu mean?
A Well, let’s break it down. Yamucha is a character in the Dragon Ball series and Densetsu is a type of soup made out of a Japanese squid and two shakes of pepper. So combined, you get Yamucha and a nice soup recipe. Just one of the many hidden Easter eggs to be found here.

Q Why do you use “Yamucha” instead of “Yamcha”?
A Because I am a Wapanese. I eat Pocky. My favourite song is Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto. I order fried fish raw. I force myself to work insane work hours. I make sure my social environment is extremely uncomfortable for foreigners. The whole works.

Q Why do you have to swear so much? Now my 14 year old son has knowledge of swear words when previously he obviously had none.
A I have fingertip-based Tourette Syndrome. Shit fuck fudge monkies.

Q Do you really hate Yamucha so much?
A Yes. Very much so. Grr.

Q This site is gay.
A If you think this is gay, you should have seen the type of Yamucha image galleries I wanted before my webhost informed me they don’t host adult material.